Tales of Gielinor
In the heart of Gielinor, every quest is a legend waiting to be told.
Tales of Gielinor is a richly woven audio anthology that brings the world of Old School RuneScape to life, one quest at a time. Each 5–10 minute episode is a campfire saga, a tavern yarn, a whispered secret passed down through the ages.
Told with bardic flair, and the voice of a seasoned adventurer, these dramatic recaps transform classic OSRS quests into short, vivid journeys through the lands of Gielinor.
Perfect for veterans, newcomers, or anyone who’s ever heard the call of adventure echo from beneath a dungeon door.
No spreadsheets. No XP waste. Just stories.
Tales of Gielinor
Episode 4 – A Pinch of Panic: The Tale of the Cook’s Assistant
In this savory fourth episode, we step into the bustling kitchens of Lumbridge Castle, where a frazzled cook faces disaster on the Duke’s birthday feast. With cake on the line and ingredients amiss, it falls to a passing adventurer to gather milk, eggs, and flour for a most important bake.
Join us for a heartwarming tale of small errands with big meaning, where the cluck of chickens, the hum of a windmill, and the lowing of cows mark the very first steps of a hero’s journey. Sometimes, legend begins not with sword or spell, but with a birthday cake.
This tale was told with gratitude to the creators of the realm we walk, Jagex, for allowing adventurers and storytellers alike to share in the world of Gielinor.
Our episode featured “Harmony” from the Old School RuneScape soundtrack, a timeless tune that stirs the soul and echoes across the lands.
Tales of Gielinor is an independent fan-made series, lovingly crafted for fellow wanderers of the world’s greatest MMORPG.
